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�Be in for Emmerdale EVERY night? |
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�Have women look at you in a completely NEW way? |
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Pity.
But you can still join us, by simply filling in this little form. Please be aware that we are an Equal Opportunities Club, so all applicants will be equally unlucky not to be accepted.
Name:
Date of Birth:
What did you have for breakfast (bonus points for avoidance of marmalade)
Do you have a Carrier Pigeon? Yes No
If so, have you heard of Pigeon Fancier's Lung? Yes No TAXI!
Spell, Mississippi (note, the answer is somewhere on this web site)
Who was your favourite Osmond?
What do you mean, who are the Osmonds?
Finish this quote: China is to Rhubarb what the internal combustion engine is to....? (clue: It's not Windolene)
Do you have any attractive (documentary proof may be required) sisters/female cousins/best friends who you could bring along for us to meet? Give details.
Thomas Hobbes, John Locke, David Hume and Renee Descartes. Who had the biggest lung capacity?
What are you wearing?
Didn't that go out of fashion years ago?
Do you like Penguins?
If no, I'll ask that again. Do you LIKE Penguins?
If no, I don't think you understand. DO YOU LIKE PENGUINS? Yes
If Eric leaves his house at
9am and walks the three miles to his job in the Museum of Carpet
at 2 miles per hour, and Julianne leaves her house at 8.55am to
walk the 6 miles to her job as a temp at "Mollusc Hire",
dont' you think this shows how crap public transport is?
Yes No What's a Mollusc?
If you are satisified with the answers that you have given, then please press the submit button below, and let our state of the art Sinclair ZX 81 number cruncher determine whether you have qualified to become a member of the Wednesday Club. Ready?
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